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Kerry Katona's ex says she has a car crash of a life

by Mademoiselle Handbag
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Kerry Katona - nightmare

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Well, this is a relief. Dan Foden doesn't want to be back with Kerry Katona, which can only be a good thing for both of them. Dan hasn't gone quietly, though - why do that when you can probably earn a bit of cash for selling a story though, eh?

The former Take Me Out contestant is still eking out every last possible bit of fame by telling The Mirror that the attention she attracted was a bad dream:

"It's obvious she wants us to get back together but there's no chance of that happening. Being with her was a nightmare… One day I was a single lad with no ties and the next I'm Kerry's new man.

"Things just went mental. Kerry had warned me it would all kick off, but nothing could have ­prepared me for that. I was a nervous wreck.

"I just thought, 'What the hell am I doing? This isn't going to work.' Now Kerry keeps calling and texting me and it's not going down very well with my new girlfriend.

"I think Kerry is terrified that she won't ever find the love of her life. She's trying to sort her life out but there's always going to be the little devil on her shoulder."

That little publicity-seeking devil, you mean, Dan? Funny how you complain about all the press attention and yet you're seeking out people to tell your story to, isn't it?

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