Lady Geek's anti-wedding apps

by Lady Geek
anti royal wedding apps

For those looking to avoid the wedding mania, Lady Geek is on hand with five apps that will keep you as far away from the royal wedding as possible.

National Trust App: You probably already know the route for the ‘royal procession’, which means you know exactly where you don’t want to be on 29 April. We suggest you grab your loved ones, sprint to an area that isn’t infested with tourists and die-hards, and turn on the National Trust app. This free app takes your location and highlights points of interest and great activities in your surrounding area. Giving you enough information to safely escape the horrors.

Platform: iPhone and Android Market
Link: The National Trust app
Price: Free

Alton Towers App: Wait a second. If everybody is at the royal wedding on Friday 29 April, then that means…no queues! The day of the royal pain in the a**e is your opportunity to round up your family or friends and cruise over to Alton Towers. The Alton Towers app makes sure that you know how to navigate the theme park, with excellent maps, coaster suggestions, and the best places to eat.

Platform: iPhone and iPod Touch
Link: The Alton Towers apps
Price: 59p

Harry Potter Spells: There’s no need to celebrate the royal wedding if you’re…a wizard. Take this day curl up in your favorite cupboard under your staircase to brush up on your real work with Warner Bros’ Harry Potter Spells app. With dozens of our favorite spells from the Harry Potter world, this app should keep you as uninvolved in the wedding as possible.

Platform: iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad
Link: Harry Potter Spells app
Price: 59p

UK Cinema Times: Fancy getting wrapped up in a world of fantasy for the day, but you feel ill at the thought of Royalty, weddings, or a mixture of the two? Download Craig Merchant’s UK Cinema Times. This app has the most up-to-date list of cinema locations and show times. Just make sure to steer clear of The King’s Speech.

Platform: iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad
Link: UK Cinema Times app
Price: 59p

Hangover Helper for Win7: You are hungover. If you can’t even make it outside because you fear the sun like Edward Cullen, TSC’s Hangover Helper for the Win7 will be your best friend on the day of the royal wedding. The Hangover Helper will provide you with a checklist of things to do to cope with your hangover, and will even send a text explaining your whereabouts to your family and friends, for instance, if you didn’t wake up in your own bed.

Platform: Windows Phone 7
Link: Hangover Helper
Price: Free

Belinda Parmar is the founder of Lady Geek. Join the Lady Geeks and bring more fun into technology at Lady Geek’s facebook page

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