Most of us are never going to get close enough to the divine Ryan Gosling to really care about who he's dating at any one time… but actress Aubrey Plaza has had a number of near misses.
And now she's so frustrated she's thinking about murdering his girlfriend...
The sarcastic and hilarious Parks and Recreation actress had a few missed connections with the handsome actor, and had to turn down a possible meet up to spend time with her friends.
She told New York magazine that after the near-misses he finally made contact:
"I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn't go because I had to do this charity thing for Amy [Poehler], and it was like 'bros before hos' or 'hos before bros', however that phrase goes.
"So, yeah, I don't know what's in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I'll like murder her someday and we'll be together forever."
Er, Eva Mendes? I think you should consider that a vague warning…
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