Well, thanks a lot Heidi Klum. You too, Seal.
My faith in all relationships is now officially obliterated, after their announcement that they're separating.
Handbag Towers is in an undefined period of mourning, after the happiest couple on earth* confirmed the rumours that they've split - come on, you must have seen their ridiculously awesome matching Halloween costumes. If they can't make it work, who can?!
They released this statement to People:
"While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate.
"We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition.
"We thank our family, friends, and fans for their kind words of support. And for our children's sake, we appreciate you respecting our privacy."
As if that's not enough, Tulisa's moved out of the flat she shares with her boyfriend Fazer, AND Mark was booted off Dancing on Ice, meaning Sam & Mark are now separated on Sunday nights.
Heidi and Seal, Katy and Russell, possibly Johnny and Vanessa? When will all these celebrity splits end?!
Well, at least they lasted a while. Check out these shortest celebrity marriages