Stupid Celebrity Quotes
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They\'re rich, they\'re famous and they should learn when to keep schtum! With the release of
W, we\'ve got the dumbest celebrity quotes, starting with George Bush\'s gems...
George W Bush
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George Bush
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
Jan. 27, 2000
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
Sept. 29, 2000
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Aug. 5, 2004
Seriously, this guy was chosen to run America?
Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand
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"He f****d your granddaughter!"
The comedians take a joke too far on Russell Brand\'s Radio 2 show. Brand and Ross left a string of lewd messages on Fawlty Towers star Andrew Sachs\' answering machine. The BBC received over 10,000 complaints and the pair were suspended by the BBC\'s Director General, Mark Thompson. Looks like the jokes on you, boys.
Read the complete news story here
Do you think the BBC were right to suspend the pair? Have your say
Britney Spears
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Britney Spears
"I get to go overseas places, like Canada."
"I\'ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don\'t like eating fish. And I know that\'s very popular out there in Africa."
Geography is not Britney\'s strong point.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
"Isn\'t it weird that I\'m getting all emotionable?"
"I\'m not Anorexic. I\'m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I\'ve never heard of one. And that includes me."
Just sit there and look pretty, Jessica.
Scarlett Johansson
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Scarlett Johansson
"I pour myself into a dress and show up and strut my stuff at premieres. Of course I expect people will have certain ideas but it\'s weird if people associate the fact that I sell handbags or wear a bikini with who I am when I wake up in the morning. People think I\'m going to be some brazen harlot, but I\'m not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis."
Not everyone who has hepatitis sleeps around, dear.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
This guy is running California!
Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton
"If I could read a book, I\'d defintely read one of yours."
"What\'s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"
Money can\'t buy you brains!
John Travolta
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John Travolta
"I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas but my wife wouldn\'t let me."
"Tom (Cruise) has - we all have - the right to practise how we feel. Don\'t judge someone until they have tossed your salad."
Tossed our salad?!
Joss Stone
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Joss Stone
"In England we smoked rolled cigarettes. It\'s better to smoke rollies than straights because straights have chemicals that keep them burning. So if you have to really smoke, smoke rollies."
Joss Stone proves a medical career was never an option for her.
Madonna
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Madonna
"(Tom Cruise) is a good person. I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal; just as I think a lot of marginalised people get a raw deal."
Yes, Tom Cruise suffers exactly like an African orphan - doh!
Jordan
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Jordan
"Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I\'m famous for my tits."
Her mum must be so proud.
