Celebrity quotes of the week 30 September 2011

by Anneke Hak
ashton kutcher

I definitely do!

"The most amazing man I've ever met asked me to marry him.... and he wasn't joking! Crazy, right? :)" Aw, romance isn’t dead according to Jack Osbourne’s new fiancé Lisa Stelly.

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Yeah, like, we’re totally normal

"Like, my best friend's father [Rick Baker] is a makeup-artist with seven Oscars! Another one of my friends, her family created Days of Our Lives." Elizabeth Olsen tries to convince us that her family is totally normal. We’re not buying it.

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We were never very good at cryptic clues anyway…

""When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME."

Ashton Kutcher takes to Twitter to defend himself against rumours that he cheated on wife Demi Moore.

We get even more confused as to whether he did or not.

Let’s hope they’re not heading down the celebrity divorce route.

I find it ‘enjoyable’

" “I’ve sent loads of sex texts. I’ve done phone sex too, I find it enjoyable.” Made In Chelsea’s Spencer pretty much kills his chances of ever having phone sex again by describing it as ‘enjoyable’. Excuse us while we go and scrub our selves down due to feeling icky.

Our favourite

I want to be alone

""I think the question is kind of redundant. Who doesn't want to protect their own privacy?” Damn right ScarJo. Scarlett Johansson defends her right to have some privacy.

Of course, some celebrities like to tell-all.

Are you kidding?

""For the record I'm not ashamed to admit I stormed off @piersmorgan tonight. His line of questioning was highly offensive…" Steve Jones reportedly storms out of filming Piers Morgan Tonight when Piers asks him about his highly-publicised relationships. Many cry ‘publicity stunt’.

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Umm, Julia who?

""She invited him home but Bez actually got on more with Evil, her bodyguard.” .” Bez from The Happy Mondays reportedly turned down Julia Roberts. Yes, you read that right.

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Don’t mess with Matthew Morrison

""Be afraid. Be very afraid, because nobody messes with someone from musical theatre." Matthew Morrison calls out Jonah Hill after Jonah moans about being bullied to Jimmy Fallon.

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Ahh, X Factor? No thanks…

""What's the point when I could be at home with the dogs? I didn't get in this game to work.” Robbie Williams would rather be at home with the dogs than judge The X Factor, ta very much.

Could Robbie Williams be turning designer?

Not in my field you don’t

""I wish no ill will against Rihanna and her friends. Perhaps they could acquaint themselves with a greater God." Farmer Alan Graham becomes a celebrity overnight when he tells popstar Rihanna off for stripping in his field.

This all makes us ask when will popstars put their clothes back on?

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