As George Bush steps down and Barack Obama takes his place, we take a look back at eight years of Bushisms. Seriously… this guy has been running America!
Take a look at the Best of George Bush on Youtube
"People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? Of course I do."
George admits that the President of the United States sometimes hears voices – just what we all want to hear.
"Amigo! Amigo!"
George calls out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, proving languages weren’t his finest subject in school.
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
We’d like to see you trying George, is it a bit like pin the tail on the donkey?
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
You don’t have plans to start a war on fish then?
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
We’re not sure we actually want to know, thanks George.
"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech."
Respectful as ever, to Pope Benedict, Washington, DC. Watch the video here
"There's an old saying in Tennessee – I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me… you can't get fooled again."
George realises halfway through his speech that he’s the fool. Watch the video.
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practise their love with women all across this country."
George fights for doctors’ rights. Watch the video.
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
George admits that he has a team working on the best way to hurt the American people. Watch the video
“For NASA, space is still a priority.”
Go figure....
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