Weird Celebrity Crushes

Celebrity we know we should fancy, but we do! Russell Brand, Tom Cruise, James Blunt, and many more. handbag.com brings you the best celebrity news, interviews, reviews and videos.

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Gordon Ramsay

celebrity,gordon ramsey,celebrity chef,gordon ramsay Gordon Ramsey He\'s mean and scary, he uses the F-word like it\'s going out of fashion, and has a face like creased leather. So what is it about this Michelin-starred chef that makes us go all gooey? We just can\'t help wondering if he\'s as passionate in the bedroom as he is in his kitchen...

Steve Carell

celebrity,steve carell Steve Carrell He’s got a persian rug on his chest and he’s just a hair’s breadth away from being as square as your dad – but it turns out nice guys do get the girls (or at least actors who play nice guys).  Steve\'s so sweet, he makes our teeth hurt!

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise,celebrity,hollywood Tom Cruise 15 years ago, there’d be no shame in admitting you fancied Tom Cruise – the Top Gun star was the hottest thing in a flying jacket. That was before he became a couch-jumping, air-punching, bonkers, weirdo looking for an alien encounter. Problem is, despite all that, he’s still very dishy…

Russell Brand

Russell Brand,celebrity,Comedy Russell Brand He’s giving Amy Winehouse a run for her money with that hair, and he has the make-up applying skills of Robert Smith from The Cure. So how come this wannabe fop manages to bed so many ladies? There must be something we don’t know about…

 

John C Reilly

celebrity,music,Film,Comedy,john c reilly,hollywood 5 He’s just so adorable! Whether he\'s playing a sad, lonely cop in Magnolia, super-sleazy in Boogie Nights or plain daft as a music icon in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, he’s just got one of those puppy-dog faces that makes you want to pull him close to your bosom...

 

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell,celebrity,music,reality tv,The X Factor Simon Cowell A controversial entry. For some women, dreadful fashion sense, naff hair, a nasty streak and hideous taste in music is sexy. It\'s hard to pinpoint what else it is that these women see. It must be very, very, tiny yet incredibly powerful

 

Martin Freeman

martin freeman,celebrity,Film,Comedy,TV,hollywood Martin Freeman If you go for the slightly nerdy, quietly funny type, Freeman\'s your man. After rocketing to fame in The Office and The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, his latest co-stars are Penelope Cruz and Gwyneth Paltrow in The Good Night . So, in fact, he is now rich, successful and talented, which can\'t hurt his sex-symbol status

 

Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard,celebrity,Film,Comedy,TV,hollywood Eddie Izzard It\'s okay to fancy Eddie. It doesn\'t mean you\'re weird or confused. The fact that he wears make-up and party frocks probably means he\'s actually quite appealingly kinky. Plus, if you went out on a date you could borrow his lippy

 

Bill Murray

celebrity,Film,Comedy,hollywood,bill murray Bill Murray He did it for Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation, and, frankly, he does it for us. Okay, he\'s slightly crinkly, but ever since Ghostbusters there\'s been something about Bill that has caught our attention. His humour is as dry as a martini and just as smooth – cue swoons

 

Ricky Gervais

celebrity,Film,Comedy,TV,hollywood,golden globe Ricky Gervais Short, pudgy, vampire teeth - not features you’d normally attribute to a babe-magnet. But Golden Globe winner Mr Gervais is probably the wittiest man on the planet, making him utterly fanciable - as long as he doesn\'t do that dance

 

Jack Black

celebrity,music,Film,Comedy,jack black,hollywood Jack Black Hardly the first man to spring to mind when considering Hollywood\'s A-list, but for many women Jack\'s wobbly bits simply mean there\'s more of him to love. He\'s funny, chubby and damn sexy. Jack rocks!

Jonathan Ross

Jonathan Ross,celebrity,Film,Comedy,TV Jonathan Ross Is it the bonkers dress sense, floppy hair or \'weal\' inability to \'woll\' his Rs? Maybe it\'s the fact that not only is JR a master interviewer, friend to the stars and genuine family man, he\'s actually pretty damn cool

 

James Gandolfini

celebrity gossip,celebrity,Film,TV,hollywood James Gandolfini What is it with women and gangsters? If there was ever a case for the fact that we can\'t see past the excitement and danger, Tony Soprano is it. Fat, mean and ugly, he\'s a killer and he’s in the mafia, but he’s damn sexy

 

David Mitchell

David Mitchell,celebrity,Film,Comedy,TV David Mitchell He may have the face of a choir boy, but the Peep Show star has a razor-sharp wit, making him the object of many a secret crush. Notice anything about this list so far? Funny guys get the girls.

 

Richard Madeley

books,celebrity,TV,richard madeley Richard Madeley Apparently there are some (potentially deranged) women out there, aside from Judy, who find the king of daytime TV attractive. Was it is his makeover after the switch to Channel 4? Or was it the way he handled the penis model on This Morning without the slightest hint of embarrassment?

 

Phillip Schofield

celebrity,TV,phillip schofield Philip Schofield It\'s rare to see the words \'Phillip Schofield\' without the prefix \'squeaky-clean\'. This we feel is a little unfair. Even Ozzy would look a tad square if he had to step into John Leslie\'s sleazy shoes. His giggling fits with Fern on This Morning lead us to believe he\'s not so squeaky any more and, unlike Richard Madeley, he does laugh when discussing penises: let\'s face it – they are funny

 

James Blunt

celebrity,James blunt,music James Blunt He’s nerdy and just a little bit creepy, and you’d die of embarrassment if anyone knew you were thinking about him in that way - but every now and then you do think about him bare-chested in that You’re Beautiful video

Gok Wan

venue,celebrity,high street,reality tv,gok wan Gok Wan Ok, you may think we\'ve totally lost the plot, but we think the Gokmeister is tres fanciable. He\'s inspiring and he loves to make women feel and look gorgeous without slimming down or nips and tucks - we\'ll take him as a hubby any day! So what if he\'s gay...

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