Russell Brand
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Russell Brand
He\'s brash, brazen and uses more hairspray than your gran. Brand may love to sport the look of a gothic gentleman but there\'s nothing romantic about the host of Big Brother\'s Big Mouth. If he hasn\'t slept with a celeb, he\'s insulted them. Even Sir Bob\'s had a verbal bashing and he just can\'t help kissing and telling about his conquests.
The Unsexiest Man Of The Year
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You\'ve had the whole year to salivate over the sexiest celebs, now get your teeth into some of the worst. It\'s time to pick the most odious, obnoxious or just plain suspect specimens of 2006. If they\'ve riled rather than riveted then get voting and put your most monstrous man in the top spot.
Kevin Federline
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It looks like Britney has finally come to her senses and dumped her Mr Wrong. But this one time backing dancer is not going to let his meal ticket off lightly. Miss Spears may have had the sense to sign a pre-nup but K-Fed had his own financial foresight. Videos of poor Britney in the buff could be hitting cyber space anytime soon.
Jude Law
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Jude Law
Love him or hate him Jude is a law unto himself as far as the ladies are concerned. He\'s had starring roles in Cold Mountain and Alfie but is not so selective about who he hooks up with off the big screen. Nabbing the nanny behind Sienna Miller\'s back is just plain nasty.
Tom Cruise
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OK, so we swooned over him in Top Gun. But his sex appeal has been sucked away by Scientology. If Tom\'s not jumping up and down on Oprah\'s sofa, he\'s telling his future wife to pucker her lips when she pushes. And you should never make your bride stand in a hole in your wedding pics. To think he made volleyball sexy.
Pete Doherty
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He may have fronted one of the coolest bands in Britain but this one time Libertine lead singer has lost the plot. Having hunkered down with Kate Moss in the Cotswolds the only column inches he creates are more to do with needles than his impending nuptials. The man draws pictures in his own blood for goodness sake.
Callum Best
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The son of legendary sporting hero George Best, Callum is more likely to be found dribbling over a Page 3 stunner than on a football pitch. If there\'s a reality TV show out there, chances are he\'ll be on it.
Paul Danan
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He may have had his moment in Hollyoaks but these days Danan is more interested in alcohol than acting. His bad boy reality TV antics make the average 15-year-old look mature. If appearing in Celebrity Love Island first time round wasn\'t bad enough, he then went back for the second series. This man has no shame.
James Blunt
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Can\'t even bring yourself to mention the name of this ex-army boy\'s hit song? Just the mere thought of it sends you in to convulsions of anxiety? And that\'s before he even opens his mouth.
Brendan Cole
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Brendan Cole
This self-styled bad boy of ballroom is about as raunchy as Esther Rantzen\'s rumba. Another male who tried to get saucy in the sand on Celebrity love Island but proved as slimy as the seaweed.
Peter Andre
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Peter Andre
Has Peter Andre become more camp since he clamped eyes on Jordan? Once famous for his six-pack, he\'s now better known for his bad taste than buff body. And his latest duet with his missus makes those early pop efforts sound sublime.
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