Movie muscle men
Movie men
To honour the release of Sylvester Stallone’s the Expendables – a movie jam-packed with classic action men like Bruce Willis, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger - we decided to dust off our collection of favourite movie muscle men we’ve ever seen…
John McClane Die Hard
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John McClane Die Hard
Played by Bruce Willis
\r\nTerrorists may have attacked but maverick cop John McClane won’t let that get in the way of him spending Christmas with his family. He’s covered in dirt, wears his shirt open and is definitely a loose canon. You’ll have your hands full with this one ladies. “Yippee ki-ay motherf*cker.”
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Rocky Balboa
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Played by Sylvester Stallone
\r\nHe’s meaty, passionate and down on his luck. But as Rocky tells us, it’s not how hard you can hit, it’s how hard you can get hit and keep on coming. Which, in our eyes just makes him all man.
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Frank Dux BloodSport
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Played by Jean Claude Van Damme
\r\nIn Bloodsport, the muscles from Brussels Jean Claude Van Damme plays real-life kung fu king Frank Dux. Frank’s a badass and a good guy, which makes him all the more loveable.
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Xander Cage XXX
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Played by Vin Diesel
\r\nXander Cage is one of those guys who may be the most arrogant person you’ve ever come across, and yet also has you hooked. This lawbreaking extreme sports junkie also likes getting his top off. So we’re not complaining.
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Batman Bruce Wayne The Dark Knight
Movie men
Played by Christian Bale\r\nHe’s got muscles that would put Superman to shame, drives the smoothest ride ever, has his own butler, and will invite you into his bat cave. But will you invite him into yours?
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John Matrix Commando
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Played by Arnold Schwarzenegger
\r\nDefeating an army single-handedly takes some major muscles. Fortunately, Arnie had them in spades. Beating up guys, running around half naked, brandishing some heavy machinery and the cheesiest of cheesy lines, Commando has it all.
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Bodhi Point Break
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Played by Patrick Swayze
\r\nThe ultimate thrill seeker, Swayze’s Bodhi gets muddled up in bank robberies to get his adrenaline rushes. He’s a loveable rogue though, and is never out of small, muscle displaying tank tops. For us, terrible highlights aside of course, Bodhi’s just…perfect.
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Chev Chelios Crank
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Played by Jason Statham
\r\nChev Chelios has got one day to live, he’s been spiked with a Chinese synthetic and he’s on a mission to get payback. But if he stops moving, he’ll die. Man, sounds like a whole bunch of complicated. But, hey, if Chev’s your kind of muscle man at least you know you can have your way and then never have to call him again.
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He Man And The Masters Of The Universe
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Played by Dolph Lundgren
\r\nYes, he parades around in what is apparently an S&M outfit, but he has the chunkiest thighs we’ve ever laid eyes on, a beautiful body and is the most powerful man in the Universe. What’s not to love about He Man?
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