Celebrity men we fancy but shouldn't

handbag.com list the celebrity men we really shouldn't fancy. From Gordon Ramsay to Tony Blair, we list women's secret male fancies.

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Eddie Izzard

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It\'s okay to fancy Eddie. It doesn\'t mean you\'re weird or confused (especially now that he\'s in the excellent American drama "The Riches"). The fact that he wears make-up and party frocks probably means he\'s actually quite appealingly kinky. Plus, if you went out on a date you could borrow his lippy

Anthony Stewart Head

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He was the man from the \'80s adverts who managed to get away with swapping the word "coffee" for "sex". For example, "I just came over to see if you wanted any coffee (sex)" or, "Would you like to stay for coffee (sex)?" Years later he was re-incarnated as Rupert Giles in "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" and gained a host of newly smitten fans

Bill Murray

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He did it for Scarlett Johansson in "Lost In Translation", and, frankly, he does it for us. Okay, he\'s slightly crinkly, but ever since "Ghostbusters" there\'s been something about his wry humour and extremely sharp tongue. There is no greater testament to the truth of the expression "he laughed her into bed" than Murray

Simon Cowell

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A controversial entry. For some women, dreadful fashion sense, naff hair and hideous taste in music is sexy. It\'s hard to pinpoint what else it is that these women see. It must be very, very, tiny yet incredibly powerful

Martin Freeman

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If you go for the slightly nerdy, quietly funny type, Freeman\'s your man. After rocketing to fame in "The Office", Freeman then went on to take the lead role in Hollywood\'s adaptation of Douglas Adams\'s "Hitchhiker\'s Guide To The Galaxy". So, in fact he is now rich, successful and talented, which can\'t hurt his sex-symbol status

Jack Black

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Hardly the first man to spring to mind when considering Hollywood\'s A-list, but for many women (including most on the handbag.com payroll) Jack\'s curves simply mean there\'s more of him to love. He\'s funny, he can sing, he can act and he\'s simply, utterly sexy

Michael Palin

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What more could a woman ask for? Funny ex-Python, well-travelled novelist, actor and explorer with a twinkle in his eye. Okay, he did have a penchant for dressing up as a woman, but it\'s hard to find a man who doesn\'t these days

Jonathan Ross

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Is it the bonkers dress sense, floppy hair or "weal" inability to "woll" his Rs? Maybe it\'s the fact that not only is Jonathan Ross a master interviewer, friend to the stars and genuine family man, he\'s actually pretty damn cool

Richard Madeley

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Apparently there are some (potentially deranged) women out there, aside from Judy, who find the king of daytime TV attractive. Was it is his makeover after the switch to Channel Four? Or was it the way he handled the penis model on "This Morning" without the slightest hint of embarrassment?

Phillip Schofield

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It\'s rare to see the words "Phillip Schofield" without the prefix "squeaky-clean". This we feel is a little unfair. Even Ozzy would look a tad square if he had to step into John Leslie\'s sleazy shoes. His giggling fits with Fern on "This Morning" lead us to believe he\'s not so squeaky any more and, unlike Richard Madeley, he does laugh when discussing penises: let\'s face it – they are funny

James Gandolfini

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What is it with women and gangsters? If there was ever a case for the fact that we can\'t see past the excitement and danger, Tony Soprano is it. Fat, mean and ugly, he\'s a killer and mafia member. He\'s also strangely attractive, especially since "The Sopranos" has left our screens. Absence does indeed make the heart grow fonder

Tony Blair

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Admittedly not exactly pin-up material, but back in 1997 his buoyant spirit had some of us emanating pheromones left, right and centre. No pun intended. So far, new Prime Minister Gordon Brown has failed to elicit the same response

Men we fancy but really shouldn\'t by Natasha Aitken

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It would be easy to give you a top 10 of gorgeous men, complete with rippling muscles, six-packs and oozing sex appeal. But we thought we\'d mix it up a bit and offer you an alternative gallery of fellas who are, for some, sex-on-legs. They may not be everyone\'s cup of tea, and I sense many will go on to deny their true feelings, but for now here are a few of handbag.com\'s secret fancies…

Gordon Ramsay

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He\'s mean, scary and has a face like creased leather. So what is it about this Michelin-starred chef that makes us go all gooey? It sure as hell isn\'t his bedside manner. Ummm, maybe that\'s what we like...

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