What (or who) would you do?
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Brad Pitt, Rupert Penry Jones and Zac Efron montage
By Justine Maybank
Date, dalliance or wed? Which of these celebs are worth getting your claws in to? We take a peak at the quirky, quick witted and just plain perfect to see who\'s best for a quick fondle, a full on frolic or a lifetime\'s frotting.
What\'s your verdict? Tell us below.
Barack Obama
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Barack Obama
We don\'t mean to get too high brow but it\'s been a long time since there was a man in the White House who put the appeal back in to politics. What Ronald Reagan did for ageing actors and Clinton did for cigars, Barack Obama does for the American Dream.
Verdict: Wed
You\'d have to battle security and press packs for any kind of privacy. But any man who promises his kids a puppy for putting up with the politics and lets his mother-in-law move in to look after the family has got to be perfect partner material.
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Sam Riley
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Sam Riley
Anyone who\'s seen his portrayal of Joy Division frontman Ian Curtis in hit indie flick Control will have already caught on to Sam Riley\'s slim charms. The 29-year-old actor ticks all the right boxes on the cool quota. He\'s been in a band, has battled to get his big break by folding t-shirts in a factory, was nominated for a Bafta, has just won a huge modeling contract with Burberry and shares the same birthday as David Bowie.
Verdict: Date
The only bother is you\'d have to battle for his affections because the star lives in Berlin with his Control co-star.
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Mark Ronson
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Mark Ronson
A man who can count on some of today\'s best performers among his pals has to be excused some rather foppish fashion statements. Combine that with his three Grammys, a Brit award, his DJing at
Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes\' wedding and the fact he\'s behind the brilliant album Back To Black and you\'ve got a seriously talented piece of totty. And you won\'t be short of a perfect pad and packs of paparazzi.
Mark Ronson\'s uncle is a property tycoon and his sister Samantha Ronson is
Lindsay Lohan\'s lesbian love interest.
Verdict: Wed
He does a lot of shuffling between New York and London but you wouldn\'t have to worry about what to play at your wedding. And he sounds like a one woman kind of man: "Well, let\'s just say there\'s enough chaos in my life and that I prefer being either by myself or with just one person." On top of that he\'s a bit of a romantic. He proposed to actress Rashida Jones by creating a crossword puzzle with the message, "Will you marry me?" Sadly they split shortly afterwards. Maybe Scrabble was more her thing?
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Danny Cipriani
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Danny Cipriani
Rugby player Danny Cipriani seems to get more coverage for his celebrity frolics than his on field antics. The 21-year-old London Wasps fly-half and England regular has a penchant for glamour girls and is currently dating 28-year-old model Kelly Brook. Luckily he\'s not bothered about flashing his well built bits and courteously posed for Cosmopolitan\'s Naked Centrefolds Special.
Verdict: Dalliance
This player certainly likes to party at all costs and was even caught out clubbing on the eve of his England debut. But things could prove prickly for anything more long term as he still lives with his mum (albeit in a £1m home in London). And apart from the lovely Kelly he seems to have terrible taste, having dated a Cheeky Girl.
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Brad Pitt
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Brad Pitt
Even in his mid-40s Brad Pitt still teeters near the top every hot movie male list. He was the first male to be named Sexiest Man Alive twice by People magazine, he\'s proved his acting is as good as his looks, he shows he\'s got a conscience by giving to charity and most of all he cares about culture. He and ex Jennifer Aniston tirelessly campaigned to keep EastEnders from being axed on US TV (the Americans must be so grateful). And despite thousands of fawning fans he merely describes himself as, "A grown man who puts on make-up." Unfortunately it would take a lot more than a bit of slap to make the average male look that mesmerising.
Verdict: Wed
Pitt\'s preference for an ever-burgeoning brood means his party days are over (at the last count he and Angelina Jolie had six kids). But if the thought of having to push out enough progeny to pack a pick up truck gives you palpitations, never fear. He seems more bothered about Ben & Jerry\'s than any bedroom antics: "Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed." Nice to know that even beautiful people have bodily functions.
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Christian Bale
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Christian Bale
Best known as Batman on the big screen, Christian Bale is certainly no sunny-centered Hollywood heartthrob. With a penchant for darker roles, he\'s one for those who prefer their screen heroes bad and brooding. And he certainly takes method acting to mad levels. He went on a crash diet of coffee, fags and apples for his role as an insomniac in The Machinist and lost over 60 pounds. But anyone who boasts an activist/adventurer as a father and a circus dancer mother is hardly going to settle for suburbia. Considering he\'s married to Winona Ryder\'s former assistant at least his wife must be used to the mood swings.
Verdict: Dalliance
He\'s perhaps not the best person to foist on your folks as he\'s already been arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister (although police took no further action). And anyone who\'s fungally fixated shouldn\'t go further than a first date: "I like being kept in the dark myself. You know, like mushrooms: Keep \'em in the dark and feed \'em shit. See, I think that\'s an enjoyable vegetable to be." I mean, if you\'re going to compare yourself to one of your five a day at least make it green and leafy.
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Zac Efron
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Zac Efron
Musicals should never just be for gays, grannies and little girls. And High School Musical is a case in point. Geared at the pre-teens, this trilogy has people long past puberty humming along to the hits. With the credit crunch limiting the Prozac like power of purchasing and central heating baking our barnets, High School Musical brings us the perfect pinch of saccharine to sweeten our days. And Zac Efron is at its epicenter. If there\'s any gripe it\'s that his character is the captain of the basketball team when he can barely see over the ball.
Verdict: Date
He may have been described as the ‘poster boy for tweenyboppers\' but why should something this good be wasted on the pre-pubescents? Zac\'s reputation can\'t be sullied by suggesting a shag, so any dalliance will have to be confined to a date. But with a starring role in the remake of Footloose in the pipeline we\'ll be able to impress him with our knowledge of the original\'s fancy footwork. And with a list of hobbies including golf, skiing and rock climbing he won\'t just babble on about boys stuff. At 5ft 9in some would see him as a hobbit with hobbies but then they haven\'t been hypnotised by High School Musical.
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Rupert Penry-Jones
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Rupert Penry Jones
Rupert Penry-Jones is built like your perfect TV pin-up. Tall, broad and blond, he\'s been raising eyebrows and spirits ever since he became our favourite spy in Spooks. Sadly, he exited the show in the latest series. But there\'s no need to turn a drama into a crisis as he\'ll be appearing in a costume rom com near you soon.
Verdict: Wed
Rupert likes the little ladies. He dated pint-sized pop pixie Kylie Minogue for nine months in 1999 and he\'s now married and has two children with Irish actress Dervla Kirwan. He reads a great bedtime story on Cbeebies and recently revealed he\'s more than partial to a little playing around. "I\'ve always been highly active... I asked [Dad] what he looked forward to most when he became 18 and he said being able to drive a car. I was completely flabbergasted. Driving a car over shagging a woman!" Va va voom Mr Penry-Jones.
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Dominic West
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Dominic West
Anyone who\'s spent too much time trying to translate The Wire will realise that there\'s nothing difficult to decipher about Dominic\'s screen appeal. The 39-year-old star may brave a Baltimore drawl for his role as the hardworking detective in the hit US show but in reality he\'s born and bred British. And as if his acting skills weren\'t enough, he\'s also a flexible thesp. When he turned 30 he put his 6ft frame through the paces on a UK tour with the Argentinean Circus De La Guarda.
Verdict: Dalliance
It looks like most of us wouldn\'t be posh enough for a long term pull. He studied at Eton, has a nine-year-old daughter with the granddaughter of Lord Astor and is currently living in Shepherd\'s Bush with a former Countess of Durham.
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Robert Downey Jr
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Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr has had his fair share of dalliances with the law during his acting career. He personified the Brat Pack during the \'80s with his drug fuelled frolics, and even drunkenly wandered in to his neighbour\'s house and fell asleep in their bed. But now Robert is reformed and has revamped his career with an acclaimed role as Iron Man - even though the diminutive star had to have shoe inserts to hoist up his height for the superhero role.
Verdict: Dalliance
Downey may still be a little unstable for anything too serious but anyone who describes tofu as "the root of all evil" can be as loony as they like.
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