The most outrageous celebrity quotes ever

by Anneke Hak
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The most outrageous celebrity quotes ever

lady gaga outrageous celebrity quotes ever

After Lady Gaga’s VMA speech, where she came out with the gem, \"I can\'t believe I just asked Cher to hold my meat purse\", we wondered which other celebrities are unashamed to get the sexual quip out no matter how inappropriate.

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie knives

“You’re young, you’re drunk, you’re in bed, you have knives; sh*t happens.” Angelina Jolie, who, despite the risks, we imagine most men would still like to meet in a dark alley.

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Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson quotes

\"Sex in a car. If I were in a really raunchy frame of mind wanting something crazy and kinky, the back seat would be it.\" Scarlett Johansson, told ContactMusic about her sexual fantasy. Presumably Scarlett has no problem ever finding a lift home.

Megan Fox

Megan fox outrageous quotes

\"I really enjoy having sex, and that\'s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven\'t met a lot of men who\'ve said, \'You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!\' That\'s because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them.\" Megan Fox doesn’t hold her punches.

Dolly Parton

dolly parton outrageous celebrity quotes

\"When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasise I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman.\" Thanks for that mental image, Dolly Parton.

Ellen Barkin

Ellen Barkin outrageous celebrity quotes

\"I have f***ed George Clooney...I\'m probably the only one of many actresses to stand up here and admit yes, I have f***ed George Clooney. I\'m very proud of it...If you don\'t have chemistry with George Clooney, you need to check your pulse.\" Ellen Barkin, Clooney’s co-star in Ocean’s 11, said at the American Cinematheque tribute to the actor in 2006. Her representative played down the sex claims, saying that Ellen was just “goofing around”.

Halle Berry

Halle Berry outrageous celebrity quotes

\"Yeah, I wear it sometimes. You gotta keep your life spiced up. Storm never has sex in the movies - but Storm has a lotta sex at my house.\" Halle Berry explains just what happened to her leather Storm suit; much to the pleasure of rumoured boyfriend Olivier Martinez we’re sure.

Fabrizio Moretti

Fabrizio Moretti outrageous celebrity quotes

\"I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York. We decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing. If we\'d gone to the men\'s room, people would\'ve heard it and said, \'Good on you, man.\' But we were in the ladies\' room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn\'t help but crack up.\" Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, and former boyfriend of Drew Barrymore, tells us how he likes to mix things up.

Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson outrageous celebrity quotes

\"Yes, Hef\'s sleeping with them all... I\'ve actually walked in on him. There\'s baby oil, there\'s toys flying every which way, there\'s all these girls naked. It was like watching a movie. I was standing in the doorway just looking - for a really long time.\" Pamela Anderson spills the beans on what goes on at the Playboy mansion.

Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson outrageous celebrity quotes

\"I\'m way more open, and I know that probably sounds crazy. But he\'s taken me places I haven\'t been before. I love stripping too because I know he loves it,\" Janet Jackson reveals too much information about partner Jermaine Dupri.

Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers outrageous celebrity quotes

\"It\'s so long since I\'ve had sex, I\'ve forgotten who ties up whom.\" Joan Rivers may need a helping hand.

Robin Williams

Robin Williams outrageous celebrity quotes

\"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams tells it like it is.

Sharon Osbourne

sharon osbourne outrageous celebrity quotes

“Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum… do I have a scrotum?” Sharon Osbourne isn’t sure about whether or not she has a scrotum but she’s sure about her dislike for Martha Stewart.

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