Tweets of the week

Sometimes Twitter does nothing more than give us a glimpse into the often-melancholy lives of our favourite celebrities. We take a look at this week’s funniest tweets from celebville.

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Tweets of the week

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Russell Brand (@rustyrockets)

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\"I\'m gonna do yoga now- I\'ll be so damn flexible I\'ll be able to diddle me\'self and save the women of NYC from a lot of needless bother.\"
1:13pm 16 September from web

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As much as we think that Russell Brand is strangely sexy, he also worries us a lot.

Katy Perry (@katyperry)

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\"F*** YOU, KANYE. IT\'S LIKE YOU STEPPED ON A KITTEN\"
7:32 pm 13 September  from UberTwitter

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Katy Perry says what we were all thinking after Kanye’s MTV shame show.

Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus)

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\"I love how paparatzi shots in mags say ‘They don\'t look happy in love.’ Well would you be happy if 500 obnoxious flashes were in your face?\"
4:50pm 11 September from UberTwitter

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Miley Cyrus sounds like she’s about to get all kung fu on the paparazzi.

Chris Moyles (@ChrisDJMoyles)

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\"Scrambled egg on toast is boring FACT\"
8:04pm 17 September from web

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Chris Moyles tells it like it is.

Fearne Cotton (@fearnecotton)

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\"Slight gin induced head ache. Sat in man size Jay z t shirt swigging water!\"
11am 19 September from web

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Fearne Cotton proves she’s proper hardcore.

Calvin Harris (@calvinharris)

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\"Tokyo promo over! Off 2 soundcheck before eating *unknown dinner* then doing some pre-gig lunges and hand claps and John Fashanu AWOOGAS\"
11am 19 September from web

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We’d love to be a Calvin Harris groupie, if only to witness his pre-gig routine.

Peter Andre (@MrPeterAndre)

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\"Actually I love wossy. I mean in a bromance sort of way\"
12pm 19 September from Tweetdeck

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Peter Andre sucks up to Jonathan Ross ahead of his appearance on Friday Night with the aforementioned TV presenter.

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Check out which celebrities aren\'t afraid to say \"I love you, man!\" in our celebrity bromance gallery.

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