The Week in Tweets

We take a look at this week’s funniest tweets from celebville.

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The week in tweets

Lily Allen,Russell Brand,twitter,tweet,celebrity gossip,celebrity,celebrity love life,celebrity news lily allen Sometimes Twitter does nothing more than give us a glimpse into the often-melancholy lives of our favourite celebrities. We take a look at this week’s funniest tweets from celebville.

Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger

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\"In Auburn meeting a Sheriff\'s Deputy who pulled someone out of the fire. This is a real action hero.\"
9:23pm 31 August from Twitpic

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Arnold Scwarznegger plays down rumours that he is actually The Terminator.

Ashton Kutcher @aplusk

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\"Is the perez Hilton rumor true? Holy s**t!!!\"
5:24am 31 August from Tweetie

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Ashton Kutcher\'s response to a rumour that Perez Hilton is having a love child with another man

Ben Stiller @RedHourBen

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\"It’s cool to tweet once a week, right?\"
4:21pm 2 September from TweetDeck

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You’ll always be cool, Ben Stiller.

John Cleese @johncleese

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\"I will toast you all with a hot chocolate (made with soya, as I\'m allergic to everything else)\"
10:21pm 2 September from Ping.fm

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We don’t know what John Cleese is going on about, but he does make us chuckle.

Jonathan Ross

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\"I also called Gordon Ramsey for help but he didn\'t pick up. Left message telling him I was using Jamies book. Would LOVE to hear reaction!\"
10:45pm 2 September from TweetDeck

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Jonathan Ross rubs Gordon Ramsay up the wrong way while making salsa from Jamie Oliver’scookery book.

Russell Brand @rustyrockets

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\"Off to Edinburgh, in the past I have been hospitalised and arrested there. I attend as an affable tourist and would like to avoid prison.\"
10:59pm 24 August from web

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Russell Brand? Keep himself out of trouble? We don’t think so!

Lily Allen @lilyroseallen

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\"People say I\'m egocentric, but enough about them.........\"
10:37am 1 September from TwitterBerry

Alan Carr @alancarr

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\"Had a bit too much red wine am now on itunes, you just know im going to wake up with Foreigners I want to know what love is\"
1am 4 September from web

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Alan Carr tries to pretend his taste in music is more sophisticated than we know it is.

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