We'd have given anything to be a fly on the wall at the palace this week when Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth discovered she'd been reduced to appearing on the pages of Britain's most notorious celebrity magazine, Hello.
Turns out that 11th in line to the throne, Peter Phillips thought he wouldn't mind raking in a spot of extra cash by allowing the celebrity magazine full access to his wedding to Canadian beauty Autumn Kelly, handing over 59 pages worth of royal wedding snaps including several which featured Her Madge and Prince Phillip.
Following the publication of the magazine, there was uproar in the Houses Of Parliament, when one minister suggested that the Queen had been reduced to nothing more than a Wag.
In a statement issued by Buckingham Palace yesterday, the Queen insisted that had she known about the £500k deal, she would never have allowed it and has since issued the entire family with a strong-worded order that such a deal should never be struck up again. Quite right.
