Megan Fox and former Beverley Hills, 90210 star Brian Austin Green’s recent relationship troubles are down to her refusal to get his name tattooed on her body, confused insiders have told Showbiz Spy. "Brian is 35 and looking for commitment,” a source claimed, forgetting that one of Megan’s 9 tattoos is the word Brian on her hip. "Megan is only 22 and while she seemed ready to settle down, certain things suggested otherwise. One was that Brian and Megan were going to get each other's names tattooed on them but Megan backed out, saying she thought it might be a mistake. Given how many tattoos she has, that just sent alarm bells ringing for Brian and it's become a huge issue for them." Er, right.
