Backstreet Boy Nick Carter quashed any hopes of getting back together with Paris Hilton because he feels she's not bright enough to cope with his awesome mind and deep thoughts. Nick, who broke up with Paris in July 2004 – shortly after they'd both got matching tattoos (brainiacs!) – said, "There's no way I'd get back with her. I'd go out with another celebrity if she was the right girl. She'd need to be able to have an intelligent conversation, though." When asked if Hilton could engage in such talk, he added, "No." You know when a guy says 'intelligent conversation', 'good personality' 'great sense of humour' when describing their ideal girls what they really mean is boobs, right?
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