Following the news that Lindsay Lohan's mum Dina has landed her own show, internet gossip guru Perez Hilton has landed the 10-minute tape her father Michael has been showing to US TV networks to try to secure his own TV deal. But apparently TV chiefs aren't keen. So far none have commissioned the show. Funny, we'd have thought a TV series showing a man famous only for embarrassing his daughter, going through a divorce and discovering God was just what telly's been missing!
Also in today's news...
Paris Hilton freaks out in porn store
Heather Mills goes for Stella McCartney
Britney shops and leaves kids in car


























