Father Of The Year contender Keith said, “I didn't see what was wrong with taking little Lily along with me as a sales tool rather like the homeless lads do with dogs.” Quick question: is it worse that he took her along or that he didn’t see anything wrong with it? He went on to explain: “Cute puppy guarantees punters will stop and stroke it and therefore give you money. Lil' sat next to the stall, gurgling in a pushchair, while I cranked up the sales patter and knocked out the lager,” This man could teach Britney or Kerry Katona a thing or two.Keith Allen used Lily to sell drugs
‘Comic’ Keith Allen has admitted that he used an 8 month old Lily to help him sell poppers and beer!
Father Of The Year contender Keith said, “I didn't see what was wrong with taking little Lily along with me as a sales tool rather like the homeless lads do with dogs.” Quick question: is it worse that he took her along or that he didn’t see anything wrong with it? He went on to explain: “Cute puppy guarantees punters will stop and stroke it and therefore give you money. Lil' sat next to the stall, gurgling in a pushchair, while I cranked up the sales patter and knocked out the lager,” This man could teach Britney or Kerry Katona a thing or two.Liked that? Read these...
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