Kabbalah brokering Madonna divorce

Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce settlement is being helped along by senior members of the Kabbalah church, sources have told the Daily Mail. “Rabbi Berg [the religion’s most senior member] has now given Madonna a 24-hour deadline to come back to him with a plan to mediate towards a swift divorce resolution using a round-table of kabbalah leaders chaired by him,” an insider claims. “Berg's ultimate hope would be a reconciliation. But that seems rather a distant hope.” The source also said Guy could do better out of any deal the leaders suggest, rather than through a standard divorce hearing. “Kabbalah might also give Guy better access [to the couple’s children] than British law might. Let us not to forget that Guy and Rabbi Berg were also very close. Guy really studied kabbalah. There was a feeling in certain quarters that Madonna's interest in kabbalah was linked more to her ego. Guy, on the other hand, was more interested in the fundamentals of it, in dissecting it. Consequently he had a much greater intellectual bond with the kabbalah leaders.”

Naomi Campbell urged to say ‘sorry’

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been told “she should be ashamed” for calling her recent appearance at Charles Taylor’s war crimes trial “an inconvenience”.