It looks like things are getting a little out of hand with the Heather Mills story. From killing dogs to GMTV outbursts (which subsequently cost her her last spokesperson) she has moved on to pastures new and found quite a character to represent her now. The "Comtesse" Michelle Elyzabeth, a French spa and vineyard owner who looks more plastic than a sun dried Barbie, will be defending Heather in a weekly video blog, where we get to hear how Sir Paul McCartney stops her doing charity work and attacks anyone from Barbara Water to Perez Hilton, all with the help of über gay best friend, David, and puppy you want to kick, Bijou.
Riveting stuff, much more than I'm a Celebrity...or perhaps not
Also in today's news...
Reese and Jake together?
Howard K Stern is broke
Angelina may lose baby
Bob Geldof to adopt Michael Hutchence’s daughter
