Despite reports in newspapers claiming otherwise Heather Mills has denied she is planning to write a sex manual. Her spokeswoman reacted angrily to deny the reports and said she was far to busy with her charity work any way. "Right now she is counselling cancer children in the US and trying to facilitate a bone marrow transplant to a young mother so that this mother can live. That is the story of her life." And when she’s done that she’ll be solving world hunger, sorting out the environment and curing all known diseases before rustling up rat’s milk smoothies for everyone.
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