Victoria Beckham not in Vogue

Victoria Beckham has reportedly blown her chances of appearing on the cover of US Vogue after she agreed to be photographed for rival magazine Elle, the Daily Mail reports. Posh had even undergone a breast reduction in anticipation of the Vogue shoot, an insider told the Mail in June, “Anna [Wintour] said she would consider putting Victoria on the cover, but told her to lose those ridiculous implants before it happened.”

“Victoria hoped to land the Vogue cover but it fell through a few weeks ago,” another fashion insider claimed, “She decided to pose for Elle instead and now Vogue won’t consider her for at least four months.”

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Kerry Katona blames husband

It seems Kerry Katona may have grasped what a lot of people have been trying to tell her for a long, long time – that husband Mark Croft may not be her knight in shining armour. Kerry has told friends that Mark set up the video camera that recorded her appearing to snort cocaine in her bathroom, the News Of The World reports. “Mark’s my best friend and he’s betrayed me. That’s the biggest f**king sick thing he could do. And this is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to go through,” a source claims Kerry said, before adding, “This is betrayal by my husband. I know he’s done it.”

Sounds like Kerry should watch which friends she talks to too, seeing as they’re telling the News Of The World everything she says. Another source is claiming that Mark believes he’s the victim. “Kerry accused me and I wasn’t even there,” he is said to have told a friend. “Everything is f**ked, the marriage, everything. People are feeding Kerry lies and she’s believing them.”

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: Put your hands up if you can keep up

On, off, on, off. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s relationship has more stops and starts than the number 25 bus route. The couple have reportedly decided to give their relationship another try, Now magazine reports. “John flew to New York in the middle of August for 48 hours to spend time with Jen while she was filming,” their source claims. “He managed to give the paparazzi the slip and the couple spent time talking. John left convinced it’d be worth giving things one more shot. Of course, talking wasn’t all they did; their relationship’s always been based on great sex. Jen says she hasn’t met a guy who’s had this effect on her before, John’s the best lover she’s had. That’s why she’s glad to go back.”

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Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil: Another couple we can\'t keep up with

It seems that some people just don’t appreciate the sanctity of divorce any more. Having divorced back in July, Amy Winehouse was reportedly caught in bed with ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil earlier this week. The Sun reported that Amy’s father Mitch WInehouse received a phone call from Amy’s bodyguard to tell him that Blake had arrived at the singer’s north London home where Mitch caught them in bed, before throwing Fielder-Civil out and threatening to “punch his lights out”.

“Mitch hates the fact that he’s reappeared, it’s making him ill. Mitch was absolutely furious, he still is,” a source told the paper. “He can’t believe Blake has wormed his way back into his daughter’s life. He thinks it’s the worst scenario for Amy. Just when she’s starting to sort herself out, the man responsible for dragging her into the gutter is crawling back into her life. Mitch is praying history doesn’t repeat itself. He is dreading the day he finds his daughter is back on hard drugs because of him. He’s worried sick.”

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Rihanna and Brown plan holiday

Rihanna and Chris Brown have reportedly found a way to overcome a court’s ruling to keep Chris 100 yards away from his ex-girlfriend. The pair are reportedly planning a holiday together, Star magazine reports. Brown was sentenced to five years probation, sent to domestic violence counselling and instructed to say 100 yards away from his ex after he admitted assaulting Rihanna in February. However, insiders are now claiming Rihanna and Brown plan to fly to Mexico together as the court’s ruling cannot be enforced outside of the US.

“They spoke to their lawyers to see what was allowed, and are now planning two weeks in Mexico,” a source claims.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart keep things hush hush

There\'s always an ‘Are they, aren’t they?” rumour surrounding Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. But apparently film bosses have now told them to keep their relationship a secret in case it jeopardises the box office performance of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, OK magazine has reported. Insiders says producers are concerned Bella’s relationship with werewolf Jacob Black won’t be plausible if the actress is linked to Robert Pattinson (who plays vampire Edward Cullen) off screen.

“The producers took Rob and Kris aside and told them to keep their relationship under wraps for a few more months. But they’re so much in love, they can’t keep their hands off each other,” a source claimed. “They’re crazy about each other and want to shout it from the rooftops.”

Katie Price to be married by Christmas

She’s only been divorced for two days, but Katie Price reportedly wants to marry again – and before Christmas. The glamour model wants to marry boyfriend Alex Reid before the year is over after she was granted a ‘quickie’ divorce from Peter Andre, the Daily Star claims. “This will show Pete that I really am over him and it serves him right for hurting me the way he did when he left me in May,” friends claim Price told them, adding, “She wants her next wedding to be a classy affair. She won’t have it tacky, she absolutely won’t.”  Seems like a brilliant idea to us. Show your ex you are over him by marrying the first man that comes your way. Why didn’t we think of that?