Being Britney Spears must be awesome – bags of money, nothing to do and you’re totally above the law. Except, despite what she might think, she’s not. Britney failed to turn up for her court ordered deposition, where she would’ve been cross examined under oath as part of her on going custody case, yesterday morning and it could land her in hot water. Ex husband K-Fed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan is seeking court sanctions against her meaning if she doesn’t show again she’ll be arrested for contempt of court. Britney’s new sick kick Osama Lufti said Britney couldn’t attend court because, “There's a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness. The anxiety is making her sick. It's just too crazy." Of all the words you could use to describe Britney we doubt camera shy would be one.
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