Simon Cowell\'s harshest quotes...
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Our favourite part of the X Factor audition process is watching Simon Cowell tear auditionees apart with his sharp tongue and cutting remarks. We take a look at the best one-liners from TV’s Mr Nasty...
OAP Barbie
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“You’re too old to be a Barbie, sweetheart.”
It\'s not me
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“I don’t know. It’s just… you.”
It\'s a wonder you\'re here...
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“That sounded like Stevie Wonder with a really bad cold.”
Fly me to the moon
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“There’s as much chance of you being a pop star or a rock star as me flying to the moon tomorrow for breakfast.”
You\'re a drag
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Auditionee: “So you’re saying I look like a man?”
Simon Cowell: “No, I’m not saying you look like a man. I’m saying you look like a man… dressed as a woman.”
You drive me crazy
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“It’s like the outpatients of an insane asylum.”
You look great, but...
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“You look nice, but your voice is distinctly average, I’m afraid.”
You\'re killing me
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“You have just invented a new form of torture.”
Personality puzzle
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“You have the personality of a handle.”
Deal breaker
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“I’m tempted to ask if you sang that the night before your wife left you.”
You don\'t fit the bill
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“What do you think we are looking for? A two-year-old who can’t sing?”
De-railed
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“You actually sing like a train going off the rails.”
Legal advice
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Simon Cowell: “Are you taking singing lessons?”
Auditionee: “Yes, I am.”
SC: “Who?”
A: “There was this lady up in Montana.”
SC: “Do you have a lawyer?”
A: No, I don’t have a lawyer.”
SC: “Get a lawyer and sue her.”
Matter of opinion
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Randy: “Unfortunately you’re not ready.”
Paula: “Unfortunately you’re not ready yet.”
Simon Cowell: “You’ll never be ready.”
