Gene Huntisms

handbag.com celebrates the release of Ashes to Ashes on DVD with quotes from Gene Hunt

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\"Blimey, if that skirt was hitched any higher I could see what you had for breakfast.\"

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We love Gene Hunt!

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To celebrate the release of Ashes To Ashes on DVD we\'ve gathered together 15 of our favourite Gene Hunt quotes for your comedy pleasure... Enjoy!

DI Alex Drake: \"You know, I invented this world.\"

DCI Gene Hunt: \"I invented something once

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\"Personally I have no desire whatsoever to see your bony, privately-educated bottoms but it\'s good f

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\"Special Branch are as nervous as a virgin in a brothel.\"

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\"Where\'s his twatship?\"

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\"He\'s got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.\"

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\"He\'s more nervous than a very small nun on a penguin shoot.\"

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Sam: \"I think she\'s telling the truth.\"

Gene: \"I think she\'s as fake as a tranny\'s fanny.\"

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\"Drugs eh? What\'s the point. They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that are

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\"There will never be a woman prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.\"

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\"I don\'t like this. Gene Hunt smashes doors down, he does not pick girly locks.\"

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\"You so much as belch out of line and I\'ll have your scrotum on a barbed wire plate.\"

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\"Listen, you\'re not the one who\'s going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggress

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\"No one can touch the Gene Genie!\"

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\"Now is not the time to have a one night stand with your conscience.\"

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