It's rare to see the words 'Phillip Schofield' without the prefix 'squeaky-clean'. This we feel is a little unfair. Even Ozzy would look a tad square if he had to step into John Leslie's sleazy shoes. His giggling fits with Fern on This Morning lead us to believe he's not so squeaky any more and, unlike Richard Madeley, he does laugh when discussing penises: let's face it – they are funny