Where do we start with this Indie dunce? Apart from getting arrested more times than we've had hot dinners, he's been filmed injecting heroin and smoking crack too. What's even more astounding is that he hasn't landed any jail time for it yet, he just keeps promising to go back to rehab, and the magistrates keep falling for it! Not content with making a train-wreck of his own life, Pete's allegedly knocked up Sir Alex Ferguson's goddaughter and has been offering Amy Winehouse a shoulder to cry on. Who can blame Amy's dad for whacking him with a guitar backstage in December! Not bonkers enough for you? Latest news is he's about to hook up with Tom Cruise and become a Scientologist.