Paris Hilton saves the elephants

After he failed attempts to sort out Rwanda Paris has turned attention to saving India’s drunk elephants.

Paris Hilton has been receiving back slaps and high fives from conservationists after drawing attention to the plight of drunk elephants in North East India. Seriously. “The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," Hilton said. Apparently the elephants have been going on rampages are getting their trunks on farmer’s homemade rice beer hooch. Last month, six wild elephants that broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya were electrocuted after drinking the potent brew and then uprooting an electricity pole.
"There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn't chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad," But at least they died happy.

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