This has to have been the dullest Oscar ceremony of all-time - even if they were brave enough to hire a shhh... wait for it... lesbian wearing a suit to present the show. Yes, very courageous. But isn't the point that the host should be at least a little bit amusing? The funniest gag Ellen Degeneres could muster was getting Spielberg to take a picture of her with Clint Eastwood for her Myspace page. I almost had a prolapse I was laughing that hard...