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Something tells us that Darren Day might be regretting his decision to kick his hot exes Anna Friel and Suzanne Shaw to the kerb as, not only is his career down the pan but his appearance won't be getting any second glances either. Branded as a ‘fat estate agent' by Kerry Katona (pot calling kettle?) recent photos have emerged of Darren looking out of shape and generally a bit of a mess. Rumour has it he's also resorted to singing on cruise ships to earn a few quid. How the mighty have fallen.