Most plane journeys are stressful enough. Will the man next to you ever stop snoring? Should you ask for another pack of salty snacks? If you go to the bathroom will that guy think you’re asking him to join the mile-high club? The last thing you want is for the police to ask you to follow them after landing, only to be greeted, pushed and shoved by a crowd of paparazzi who think you’re the kid sister of a pop princess who recently had a mental breakdown, is now on a huge comeback and may or may not have a horrific monster living in her pants. But that’s exactly what Adessa Askeridge claims happened when police used her as a ‘fake’ Jamie Lynn Spears at Los Angeles Airport without her consent. Now the distressed decoy is suing the LAX Airport Police £1m in damages. Her attorney said, “She was deceived and manipulated by the police and has suffered and continues to suffer great humiliation as a result of that day." We’d do it for a £1m!