The fake tan-off 2008

By Jessica Hopper

It\'s that time of year again, ladies - now the summer is on its way and star skin is being showcased in force, May is the month we name and shame the worse celebrity culprits when it comes to being tangoed. Tangerine stars, beware, as handbag.com celebrate the good, the bad and the orange...

Paris Hilton 

She may have finally shunned the porn star extensions, but her love for faking it tan-wise glows on. A commendable display of both streaks and orange here from the Hilton heiress.

Victoria Beckham

Brand Beckham with an orange emblem? Queen of the Wags Victoria lives up to the Wives And Girlfriends mantra by ignoring the less is more rule when it comes to tanning. And she\'s even coordinated her dress with her skin - how clever.

Lindsay Lohan

As a rule, pale redheads always run the risk of  orange when they hit the fake tan, but la Lohan\'s patchy pins should ne\'er have seen the light of day. Lindsay - we urge you, flaunt your fairness!

Christina Aguilera

New hot mama Christina may have cleaned up her image, but her skin\'s still as dirrrty looking as ever - radioactive shades of yellow and orange and streaky boobs do not a glamourpuss make.

Heidi Klum

Models usually fit into the supermodel category because of their coolness, edginess, enviable wardrobe and covetable hairstyle. Heidi wrecks all these rulings with one faux swoop at this year\'s Oscars. Not only is she too tanned for Feb, the orange hairline reveals the truth...

Mariah Carey

The sultry, slightly barmy songstress makes a severe faux tan faux pas - one of Mariah\'s many skivvies must have stopped at the sock-line. Heads will roll.

Geri Halliwell

Geri, Geri, Geri. Tut-tut. Why would one coat one\'s face in bronzer, ignore the mid section and go to town with tan on the legs? And then, proudly flaunt said streaky pins in a mini!? Like the Spice Girl herself, it defies logic.

Renée Zellweger

Usually a whiter shade of pale, Texan actress Renée decided a smidge of fake tan on her pins was just what was needed to complete this look. Sadly, she forgot her feet.

Jennifer Lopez

The Latino lovely has a natural skin-tone to die for, yet it appears orange is her skin shade du jour. These crazy celebs, eh.

Katie Price

Jordan has always been one to celebrate orangeness, but her partnership with tangerine twit Peter Andre has further forged her foray into fake tan folklore - a match made in faux tan heaven.

>But who get\'s your vote? Have your say and soon we\'ll crown our Fake Tan Disaster of 2008...

So now you know how not to do it...click here for how to tan like a pro and a special handbag.tv tanning special.