It seems in some ways - namely his natural scent - Brad Pitt was just born a movie star.
Laura Simpson, Jennifer Lawrence's actual best friend and date for The Oscars (jealous doesn't even cover it), gave her account of what it's like to be at The Academy Awards if you're not famous.
We've got to say, it sounds a bit awful.
However, what was not awful was Eau de Brad.
She said, "Brad Pitt smells amazing, like nothing I've ever smelled.
Eventually we ask what cologne he's wearing and he tells us, 'I don't wear cologne, it's just my musk I guess.'
I have to choose not to believe him because it would just be unfair to mankind."
Anyone else really want to sniff Brad Pitt right now?
After covering, THAT fall and Jared Leto's beautiful hair she gave these parting words of Brad Pitt and his musk: "WTF dude you should bottle that smell and sell it… to me, exclusively."
Laura, please go back and sniff other celebrities.
Who do you want Laura to smell? We vote Cumberbatch. Tweet us @handbagcom
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