The latest instalment to the saga - in which Simon got his best friend's girl, Lauren Silverman, preggers and is allegedly planning to marry her (after she's divorced hubby Andrew, of course) – is that the pair are expecting a bouncing baby BOY.
First-time-dad Simon is said to be "over the moon" at the thought of a mini-me to dress up in his trademark high-wasted jeans and chest-bearing shirts.
As a little treat for Simon Cowell fans, we collated thousands of pictures of mum and dad to be, calculated some Einstein-esque mathematical code and put it in a special baby generating computer to give us an an accurate portrayal of what baby Cowell could look like. Tada!
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