So tell us a little about yourself?
My name Borat Sagdiyev, I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist and former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev, who was daughter of Mariam Tulyakbay and Boltok the Rapist. My hobbies disco dance, tables tennis and also taking photographs of ladies doing toilet, without their knowledge. Why not? They don't know.
I have three childrens, Bilak, Biram and Huey Lewis who is 12. He has two childrens. Bilak who is 13, have American penfriend called Mr Foley. My sister make my family very proud by being number-four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan and was recent receive award from Kazakh Minister of Industry for 'Best Sex in Mouth'.
I also have brother name Bilo. He is retard with small head, but very strong arms. He have 204 teeth… 201 in mouth, three in nose.
My first wife is dead. High five! I did not kill her. She was shoot by a hunter who mistake her for a bear, because she have much hair on her arms and back. It no problem, I have new wife.
You met President Bush quite recently - what did you think of him?
We in Kazakhstan very much admires mighty warlord George Walter Bush. He is a very wise and strong man – but perhaps not as powerful as his father, Barbara.
What do you think the rest of the world will make of Kazakhstan after seeing your film?
That it is modern, civilised nation, where all people are treat well, even the 'strange ones'. Last April we open the Almaty Disability Centre for them – it have over 300 cages for the retards to live in, and public viewing gallery where for 10 tenge you can look on them and for 20, you can throw potatoes. Why not? They like!
Kazakhstan is also now very advance in technology, especially in the space races. It our plan by 2010 to put a horse into orbit. So far the elastic band on the catapult has manage to propel the horse to a height of 300 feet. Unfortunately the horse landed on a school. No problem… It was a school for Jews… Great success. 47 crushed. They break fall of horse. He was given medal and a cheque.
How did your film go down in your home country?
At first my government was worry about the level of anti-semitism in my moviefilm. But eventual the Kazakhs censor have decide there was just enough – and permit it release – although it have a strict certificate that mean it cannot be seen by any person under the age of three. It was simultaneous released on all three of Kazakhstan cinema screens and was great success!
That's funny because we heard that the main chain of Kazkh cinemas officially announced that they would not be screening the movie. So who is telling the truth?
My moviefilm have, in fact, already open in Kazakhstan, where it was blockbustering! It take top spot from Hollywood movie 'King Kong', which had been number-one film in Kazakhstan ever since it was released there in 1933.
You seem to have upset a few people with this film, including the UK ambassador of Kazakhstan. He says you are taking advantage of people's ignorance of Kazakhstan, what do you say to that?
Reports that Kazakhstan is unhappy with with me is actually lying propaganda from evil nitwits, Uzbekistan – who as everyone knows is very nosey people with a bone in the middle of their brains. My glorious leader, Premier Nazarbayev, is, in fact, very proud of my film. If there is one more item of Uzbeki propaganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for cleaning anooss with Kazakh flag, or export over 300 tons of human pubis per year, then we will not hesitate to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults.
Your film was all about finding out what lessons could be learned from the Americans, but now you've been there, what do you think the USA could learn from Kazakhstan?
My glorious leader, Nursultan Nazarbayev, recent visited mighty Premier George Walter Bush to promote my moviefilm. But he also taught the President many important lessons about strong leadership, examples how to crush glass with your hand and how to suspend a car battery from the testes satchel. Premier Nazarbayev can do this for 8.6 seconds!
